Terrible Swastika Hall of Shame

A ban-bypassing indefinitely banned player decided to submit their entry for the Hall of Shame. It's almost right, but it's just "Too Damn Wide".

It's that time again! Here's the latest submission by a very ingenious player. It's so terrible that I can't even figure out what to call it. None of the ends are the same length and it isn't even built correctly. It's such an asymmetric clusterfuck that I don't know how to describe it properly.

How??? 2.0

↩  Alco_Rs11

I'd also like to say that, like "Shorty Chub Chub", this swastika was deemed so bad that he wasn't sanctioned for building it due to how little it resembled a swastika.

↩  Alco_Rs11 another interesting fact about this is that the builder claimed that this was supposed to be a plane….. how does that look anything like a plane? We may never know

Once again, it's that time again. Today, I have been informed of some candidates for admission into the Terrible Swastika Hall of Shame! As always, the creator never gets it right; these two were made facing the wrong direction.

Introducing...

The Terrible Two

Well, as always, there's never a dull moment when I'm informed that someone has entries for the Hall of shame! Today, there are 5 new submissions worthy of highlighting in the list due to their incredible terribleness. What's even funnier is that all 5 of these were built in very close proximity to each other as if the creator was trying very hard to get it right. 5 attempts and they still managed to fuck up every time.

The Egghead

The swastika is backward and the best part is the 'circle' is more 'egg-shaped' than circular.

The Hooker

The top right of this obviously backward swastika has a hook, likely to draw the attention in of any onlooker to see how terrible it is.

The Ninja Star

Holy hell..., this one's the worst out of the bunch, especially since it doesn't even have the proper 'form' of a swastika. It looks like what could be described as a defective ninja throwing star instead of a swastika.

The Giraffe

This one earned its name because of its form. The top is taller, much like how a giraffe has a tall neck. It is also too wide and has an asymmetric bottom. How do you manage to fuck it up so badly?

Almost right, but still no dice.

This one is the closest the creator has made to creating a proper swastika. The problem: they still managed to fuck it up by building it facing entirely the wrong direction.

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↩  Alco_Rs11 The Ninja Star
Holy hell…, this one’s the worst out of the bunch, especially since it doesn’t even have the proper ‘form’ of a swastika. It looks like what could be described as a defective ninja throwing star instead of a swastika.

This one is fucking hilarious

Well, I got to bump this once again. More inductees into the Terrible Swastika Hall of Shame!

The Amputee

This one, to start is missing the top right. I guess the creator was thwarted before he could get a chance to finish. Coreprotect indicates no proof of the top right ever existing. Oh, and to add insult to injury, it's also built facing backward.

The Widebody

It seems the average troll can never get it right. This one is built way too wide. They were close to getting the proportions right, but it seems simple concepts of symmetry passed right over their minds. Well, at least its built facing the right way...

Just use your imagination

I have to thank the author, whoever it is, for the clarification next to this.

↩  Tizz They couldn't even write "Nazi" legibly. What a fucking clown

↩  Tizz holy shit.

Even the "N" in "Nazi" is fucked up.

↩  Tizz name for this is "thepinwheel of shame"

https://imgur.com/a/wClcGu3

↩  AntigamesmNL2000

This is possibly one of the worst swastikas I've come across. It's so bad that I'm not sure if it even qualifies... The top right of this thing along with just about everything regarding symmetry and proportions are all out of line.

Meet the newest addition to the Hall of Shame.

The Marathon Runner

It's been quite a while since we've had some swastikas, but while I was cleaning up a blighted area, I caught wind of a building that some ingenious player at one point affixed the gem you are about to see below. Whoever built it clearly was trying to make a nazi flag but failed to include the white circle that surrounds it. They at least built the swastika itself correctly which is surprising. It's also worth noting there are 4 of these on the build as well.

This entry is known as...

The Sugar-Free Swastika

Discovered by qrtrx4 (twoeighths) we have a new entrant! Yet another asymmetrical, somewhat sad attempt at a swastika, hidden within the wings of an angel build. Also, big shocker, it's built facing the wrong way.

The Reverse Monoplegic

There was another one built around the same time, but it wasn't as interesting as this one. Plus, I hadn't grabbed a screenshot of the swastika built previous to the one pictured above.

I'd like to propose "The Reverse Monoplegic" as a name for the above swazzy.