A few months ago I argued with Lyicx over how Ryzen processors couldn't run Windows 9x (even in a VM) because of some weird quirk with the processor itself. I cited my source being how I couldn't get Windows 98 to run in a VM no matter what I did. Today, I'm here to do something unheard of on the internet: admit I was wrong.
Because it turns out, disabling 32-bit drivers unfucks the OS significantly and makes it usable on Ryzen processors.
Oops.