if you want to be a human beyblade, anal beads are the way. im not talking those puny, marble size anal beads, im talking bowling balls, for the maximum speeds while launching your human beyblade. the anal beds that send a shiver up and down your spine because they are so big that they will rip your asshole. sure, you could use the puny anal beads, but then you wouldnt get max speeds, and win your human beyblade battle. so take it into careful consideration when choosing anal beads for a human beyblade battle, because mistakes are so common in this field.
what is the best apparel for a human beyblade battle? well, in my opinion, the best apparel is as minimal clothing as possible, or none, to not get slowed by a shirt or shorts blowing in the wind. the second best option is skin tight clothing, if you are too much of a pussy to go into a human beyblade battle the Real Man way.
how should you prepare? well, the best way to prepare is to work your way up in anal beads sizes, to get maximum speeds. start out small, then work your way up. eventually you will need anal stretching cream, because your asshole is already so wide that it cant go anymore without it. another way to prepare is to practice your form. form is key when going into a human beyblade battle. the best form is on the knees, but most people make the mistake of going on there stomach, while yes, that is good for better range, you wont last long on your stomach, and ultimately fail.
hopefully these tips help you in your next human beyblade battle
