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  • i'm gonna be the biggest monkey
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all

    All your biting and your barking will be in vain
    You see me standing right on top of the food chain
    I'm not gonna let my brain interfere me
    I'm gonna make the other monkeys fear me
    Always thought that being nice was a good thing
    But now this monkey walks over anything that crosses him
    My primate vision made me strong
    'Cause people are animals that think too long

    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all

    You gotta watch out when you walk over my land
    I'm gonna raise hell if you talk to my girlfriend
    It's gonna work in my behalf
    And when I make a joke, I expect you to laugh
    Thats because I'm stronger than you
    My muscles make me able to tell you what to do
    And I will, yes I will, 'til I'm old and gone
    And new young monkeys will take over my throne

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    And when it comes to you, my friend
    I'm gonna put your monkey behavior to an end
    And I'm not gonna be easy
    Somebody's got to stop you spreading monkey diseases

    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all
    The biggest, the meanest, the sickest
    The loudest, the tallest, the toughest
    The proudest monkey of them all now
    Of them all now
    I'm gonna be the biggest monkey of them all