So basically this is a Linux moment
I literally just installed Ubuntu 20.04 on my M1 MacBook Air with Parallels. And when I say just, I mean just. I booted it for the first time, applied updates, and now it's stuck here:
It literally just hangs here. I had this problem on Ubuntu 21.04 also, so I just reinstalled 20.04 only to find out it has the exact same problem. I haven't found anyone with the same problem as me. It looks like it eventually boots, but not after a good minute and a half. This didn't used to happen. Any suggestions?
Edit: note that this problem isn't happening on Kali Linux