Garfunkel & Oates - God's Server is TotalFreedom

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  • Here's another song to potentially promote the server.

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJ2Fk9Kfug

    Lyrics:
    All my life I’ve been good
    Do what my parents and God say I should.
    Go to Church, and play on TotalFreedom.
    To live by God’s rule.

    So whatever people tell me
    That the bible tells me
    I will do

    Walk the fields of TotalFreedom flatlands,
    Unlike those other players, I got my morals in check
    It was easy to do until I became an admin
    Pardon my French, but those builds are cute as heck

    But I made a pact
    To keep my morals in check
    And Jesus and I are tight

    Never learned about the building skills
    I was taught to place an asprin in between each block
    Cause the Bible says envy is wrong,
    But Ryan says that’s no big deal

    I don’t show off
    To someone who’ll rip off
    I need to figure something out

    We’ll there’s a loophole in the scripture that works really well
    So I can build on Minecraft without going to hell
    It’s my hail Mary, full of grace.
    In Jesus’ name we go to fifth base!

    Oh thank you for making me holy
    And thank you for giving me ways to play
    And since I’m not a Godless playa
    They’ll have to come in the back door,
    Therefore

    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see

    It’s hard to be as good as me.
    To resist the urge to Minecraft clubs
    To rather build Chuches and Statues
    To give the players a maiden statue

    So take your axe out
    Shove it in my ore
    Smash it until you get diamonds

    Oops!
    I mean lets join our souls
    And build some houses
    And fly with the wings of God

    Whatever you do, don’t break the rules.
    If you break ‘em, the Admins can’t ignore this.
    And no griefing when you build in flatlands
    Because it’s for losers and it’s a sin!

    I’ve came back from work
    Logged on to the game
    I’m ready to build

    Now I’m praying to the Power that’s the Highest
    Because out of all my body, my hands the sorest
    And we can’t build if we don’t know how.
    And God is OK with Minecraft, but only if you’re great!

    And I’m staying pure no matter what
    So I’m OK with everything but…
    Everything but…
    Everything but…

    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see

    I do whatever the Bible tells me to
    Except for the parts I choose to ignore
    Because they’re unrealistic and inconvienent
    But the rest I live by for sure

    So lets not talk about how the Good Book bans creepers,
    Redstone, and Cringe
    And how it condones being a noob
    But those parts don’t count of course

    Let’s cherry-pick the part about
    Losing my tunnel and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
    To circumvent any real sacrifice,
    But still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions

    And don't you dare question my convictions
    And don't look closely at the contradictions
    Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
    And have faith in its complete jurisdiction

    As the only way to measure if you're a good builder or not
    And in a debate, just say to "get good"
    Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got
    So close your eyes take a deep breath and...

    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see

    Yeah, my chest has locks
    But sometimes you need to think outside the box