Posts by videogamesm12

Suddenly, the Soviet Union came out of nowhere and completely crushed the United States with its nuclear arsenal. The end.

Of course, it turned out to all be a dream. In reality, the devil burned his house down and broke every bone in his body to teach him a lesson.

The grim reaper came back, begging for a quickie from the devil himself.

The grim reaper, not deterred by the obvious cockblock, attempted to bypass the ban and continue his bragging under an alt account.

The devil wasn't putting up with that shit again, so he permanently banned the grim reaper from the forum.

The grim reaper got jealous, and after giving the devil a quick one, bragged on an online forum about his accomplishments.

It was terminated for violating YouTube's Terms of Service.

In the thread intended to cancel me (which didn't work), Lyicx accidentally exposed himself as corrupt.

Is this our Executive Community Manager?

@Fleek#18744 How weak was the password, out of curiosity?

@lyicx#18745 Keep dreaming.

@lyicx#18735 I think a dream you really want to come true is a day when someone doesn't bring up what you did on December 4th.

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@Cafe72#18488 found what the thing was, "force OP" uses the same telnet thing i was talking about.

ForceOP is a hack that bruteforces AuthMe logins in order to login as other players on cracked servers. It is completely incapable of letting you in via telnet and allowing you to use admin-level commands.

Object.

What about it?

Based.

@Folfy_Blue#18701 WHAT THE FUCK

Mother fuking chit. I was just masturbating and everything was going great. I was in my room, i had my headphones on, i was totally naked sitting at my computer fapping away to a video on RedTube. All of a sudden there's this really sharp pain in my dink, like it just got stabbed with a sewing needle. I jerked my hand back and it bumped into my computer tower, which sits on the desk. Well, i had my stick of deodorant on top of the tower, and that bitch fell off and landed deodorant-end-down on the head of my cock. Holy fucking chit did that hurt, and on top of that it hit so hard that it actually forced some deodorant into my urethra. I've never had anything burn so bad in my entire life. I jumped out of my fuking chair and stood up because it hurt so bad; this caused my headphone cable to get yanked out of my speakers, which caused ”oh yeah baby. Come deep in my tight teen Pussay. Uh, uh, uh” to get blared through my fuking house and almost maximum volume. Now my eyes are watering from the pain of the deodorant inside my cock but i manage to punch one of my speakers hard enough so they turn off. I looked down and noticed blood dripping off of my cock; i guess the lip of the plastic deodorant thing bit into my foreskin as it connected with my cock. The blood was dripping down my leg. This all happened in the space of maybe 6 seconds. It may seem bad but it gets worse. Just as i'm standing there trying to figure out what the fuk happened, my bedroom door fuking opens. My dad was standing there with my acceptance letter to johns hopkins. I froze and he stared at me, naked with my bloody erection for maybe 15 seconds before he noticed my computer monitor and the brutal anal sex scene going on full-screen. He immediately closed the door and left without saying anything. This may seem embarrassing but my dad is a seriously conservative christian. This happened about 15 minutes ago and he hasn't said anything to me yet. I'm still in my room trying to get the damn fuking old spice out of my cock.

@B0bP0p#18618 Would you like another excerpt?

@B0bP0p#18615 It was actually excerpted from a real fanfic. A trilogy more specifically.

@B0bP0p#18601 How do I delete another user's reply?