I'm objecting to this appeal because of your lengthy history of violating this server's rules in a manner similar to the reason for which you were punished in this instance, and because there comes a time when no more chances can be allotted to somebody who's already shown considerable disregard for authority.
QuoteFor religious reasons, I can’t swear however I do promise not to break the rules.
I believe this section of your appeal signifies the attitude of general disregard which has prompted me to be dismissive of your request to be unbanned, because it appears to make a mockery of the faith in order to transact a cheap joke, unless you actually believed that this appeal's template has requested of you to blaspheme, which is a preposterous notion. If neither of these hit the mark, then the simple act of making a solemn statement before the authorities present does not violate any faith to my knowledge, because you are not swearing before a higher power in that capacity nor desecrating the sanctity of a solemn oath to go forth with respect for our rules, thus indicating to me that you do not actually intend to do such a thing in future time.