Posts by Madea

  • FastBow was an awesome hack

    I remember back when I was an annoying teen (yes, I was a geek lol) I used that hack in many servers where it wasnt allowed in the plot lands and stuff like that and everyone would be like "she's hacking!" Thank God I've matured since then.

  • Garfunkel & Oates - God's Server is TotalFreedom

    Here's another song to potentially promote the server.


    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2nJ2Fk9Kfug


    Lyrics:
    All my life I’ve been good
    Do what my parents and God say I should.
    Go to Church, and play on TotalFreedom.
    To live by God’s rule.


    So whatever people tell me
    That the bible tells me
    I will do


    Walk the fields of TotalFreedom flatlands,
    Unlike those other players, I got my morals in check
    It was easy to do until I became an admin
    Pardon my French, but those builds are cute as heck


    But I made a pact
    To keep my morals in check
    And Jesus and I are tight


    Never learned about the building skills
    I was taught to place an asprin in between each block
    Cause the Bible says envy is wrong,
    But Ryan says that’s no big deal


    I don’t show off
    To someone who’ll rip off
    I need to figure something out


    We’ll there’s a loophole in the scripture that works really well
    So I can build on Minecraft without going to hell
    It’s my hail Mary, full of grace.
    In Jesus’ name we go to fifth base!


    Oh thank you for making me holy
    And thank you for giving me ways to play
    And since I’m not a Godless playa
    They’ll have to come in the back door,
    Therefore


    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see


    It’s hard to be as good as me.
    To resist the urge to Minecraft clubs
    To rather build Chuches and Statues
    To give the players a maiden statue


    So take your axe out
    Shove it in my ore
    Smash it until you get diamonds


    Oops!
    I mean lets join our souls
    And build some houses
    And fly with the wings of God


    Whatever you do, don’t break the rules.
    If you break ‘em, the Admins can’t ignore this.
    And no griefing when you build in flatlands
    Because it’s for losers and it’s a sin!


    I’ve came back from work
    Logged on to the game
    I’m ready to build


    Now I’m praying to the Power that’s the Highest
    Because out of all my body, my hands the sorest
    And we can’t build if we don’t know how.
    And God is OK with Minecraft, but only if you’re great!


    And I’m staying pure no matter what
    So I’m OK with everything but…
    Everything but…
    Everything but…


    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see


    I do whatever the Bible tells me to
    Except for the parts I choose to ignore
    Because they’re unrealistic and inconvienent
    But the rest I live by for sure


    So lets not talk about how the Good Book bans creepers,
    Redstone, and Cringe
    And how it condones being a noob
    But those parts don’t count of course


    Let’s cherry-pick the part about
    Losing my tunnel and mine it for ambiguities and omissions
    To circumvent any real sacrifice,
    But still feel pious in my arbitrary parroted positions


    And don't you dare question my convictions
    And don't look closely at the contradictions
    Just focus on the sacrificial crucifixion
    And have faith in its complete jurisdiction


    As the only way to measure if you're a good builder or not
    And in a debate, just say to "get good"
    Because when you're up against logic, it's the only card you've got
    So close your eyes take a deep breath and...


    Play on TotalFreedom cause I love Jesus
    The good Lord would want it that way
    Gimme that good game playin sensation a throbbing rationalization
    It’s just between you and me,
    Cause everyone knows it’s the builds that God can’t see


    Yeah, my chest has locks
    But sometimes you need to think outside the box

  • Cardi B - WAP on TotalFreedom (Wonderful Awesome Players)

    https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NucpdWM85iY
    Yup, my boyfriend really went there. He couldn't even record it without laughing, so this is as far as it got lol
    Lyrics:
    Bros in this house
    There’s some bros in this house
    There’s some bros in this house
    There’s some bros in this house


    I said certified Minecraft builder
    7 days a week
    Wonderful awesome players
    Make this TotalFreedom game strong.


    Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah
    Yeah, you messin’ with some wonderful awesome players


    Bring some mini games and some land
    For these wonderful awesome players
    Give me everything you got
    For these wonderful awesome players


    Build it up, playa, catch a charge
    Extra large and extra hard
    Welcome these players to our faces
    Don’t even need a credit card


    Hop on top, we can press /ride
    I’ll play you like a horse
    Build a house while looking in my eyes
    These players are wonderful, come take a dive


    Build it up like I’m surprised
    Lets roleplay, we can be exploding creepers
    I want you to save this server
    Right in the center menu
    Make it stand out, make it top


    Out in public, make a scene
    I don’t cook, I don’t clean
    Let me tell you how I got this ring


    Fight him, slay him
    Whoops, he’s on the side of me
    Quick, defeat him in PVP
    Don’t let it get inside of me


    I tell him I’m the best
    Never tell him he’s wack
    I’ll run down on him
    I have a playa runnin me


    Don’t be mean, but yo lip
    Ask for a car while you ride that horse
    You really aint never gotta
    Build a thang for him
    He already made up his mind
    For he came on over


    Now get your boots, get your coat
    For these wonderful awesome players
    He bought a phone just for pictures
    Of these wonderful awesome players


    Paid for the game just to play with these
    Wonderful awesome players
    Need to make it shine for these
    Wonderful awesome players


    Look, I need a hard builder, I need deep builder
    I need a master builder, a senior admin
    Not a one time, I need a dedicated player
    Write my name, hope it don’t lean over


    He’s got some builds, that’s where I’m headed
    Server A1 just like his credit
    He got a build, now I’m gonna perfect it


    I don’t wanna wreck it, I wanna perfect it
    I wanna slay, I wanna slay guilds
    I want you to ring the bell
    At the back of my long build


    My build game is fire
    I went in dry, now I’m perfected
    I’m building that house like I’m being judged
    I built one for Ryan, now he’s trying to sign me