i have a funny idea

my signature is a good place to start for a good one

• DID YOU REALLY FUCKING THINK YOU COULD CRASH MY FUCKING CLIENT YOU STUPID TRAIN GROVELING BASTARD I HAVE ONE MILLION GIGABYTES OF RAM DEDICATED TO RAIDING AND ILL NEVER GIVE RAIDS UP YOU DONT EVER LEARN DUMBFUCK HOLY SHIT
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT FUCK YOU ALCO I HATE YOU AND YOUR FUCKING TRAINS GO CHOO CHOO TO FUCKING HELL RETARD
  

• HOLY FUCKING SHIT MY GOOFY UNCLE MADE ME PLAY THE FUCKING TOUCHING GAME AGAIN AND IM FUCKING PISSED SO I FUCKING CHAINED HIS TWITTERLICIOUS ASS IN MY FUCKING BASEMENT AND MADE MY FUCKING GOOFY UNCLE RAID YOUR YEE YEE ASS SERVER 24 FUCKING 7 SO THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP
  
• DID YOU REALLY THINK THE RAIDS WOULD EVER STOP? HAAAAAAHAAAAA HOLY FUCKING SHIT ITS HILARIOUS HOW YOU DUMB TWITTERJEWS ARE ALWAYS MAKING FOOLS OF YOURSELVES! YOU WILL HAVE TO BE ON HERE 24/7 7 DAYS A WEEK IN ORDER TO EVEN BAN ME BUT THE RAIDS CANT BE AVOIDED
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT TWITTERCATTLE YOU WILL NEVER FUCKING PATCH MY FUCKING EXPLOITS BECAUSE TWITTERJEWS EVERY SINGLE EXPLOIT YOU FUCKING PATCH WILL BE LIKE CUTTING OFF THE FUCKING HYDRAS FUCKING HEAD BECAUSE TWO MORE EXPLOITS WILL BE FUCKING DISCOVERED AND DEPLOYED BY ME HOLY SHIT BALLS KEEP ON PLAYING FUCKING WHACK A MOLE WITH MY ALTS AND EXPLOITS FUCK
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT YOU TWITTERCATTLE IM NOT A LOSER YOURE THE REAL LOSER ALCO_RS11 YOU JUST SIT AT YOUR FUCKING COMPUTER BUILDING MEDIOCRE TRAINS THAT LOOK LIKE SHIT AND JERK OFF TO CHILD PORN YOU FUCKING TWITTERCATTLE IM A REAL GIGACHAD AKEFU HAS HUGE MUSCLES AND I WORK OUT FOR 10 HOURS A DAY
• DAY 4 OF THE RAIDS, HOLY SHIT! DAILY REMINDER THAT THE RAIDS WILL NEVER EVER STOP NO MATTER WHAT EVEN IF YOU DO MEET MY DEMANDS JUST BECAUSE IM FUCKING ANGRY AT YOU GUYS FOR BANNING ME YOU TWITTERJEWS! NOTHING YOU CAN DO CAN STOP THE RAIDS HOLY SHIT!
• SOME OTHER ADMIN NEEDS TO TELL MIASMUS AND EVERY OTHER PLAYER WHOS GIVING BADMINTON ATTENTION TO STOP DOING IT BECAUSE CLEARLY ME TELLING THEM ISNT WORKING AND BADMINTON KEEPS COMING BACK BECAUSE PEOPLE ARE GIVING HIM ATTENTION AND CONVERSING
• HOLY SHIT IVE CHANGED MY MIND... I DONT WANT UNSUS ANYMORE I AM SICK OF THIS SHITTY YEE YEE ASS SERVER AND I WANT TO BE SUSSED FOREVER AND EVER AND EVER BECAUSE OF HOW FUCKING OBSESSED WITH TRAINS YOU ALL ARE JUST KIDDING MY DEMANDS STAND AND THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT! "BYE BOZO" DO YOU REALL THINK THATS A FUCKING CLEVER RESPONSE? I FUCKING NEEEEEEEEEEEEED UNSUS AND I NEEEEEEEEEED TWITTERCATTLE RETARDS LIKE YOU TO BE BANNED BECAUSE OF HOW UNCLEVER AND UN-FUCKING-FUNNY YOU ARE! HOLY SHIT! COME UP WITH FUCKING ORIGINAL COMEBACKS HOLY SHIT
  
• WHY THE FUCK DOES TOTALLOGDOM HAVE RULES ITS TOTALFREEDOM NOT TOTAL FUCKING BULLSHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA FUCK YOU ALL TWITTERCATTLE
  
• WEEHEEHEEHEE DEE HEEHEEHEEHEE WEEOH AWEEM AWAY AWEEM AWAY IN THE JUNGLE THE MIGHTY JUNGLE AKEFY RAIDS TONIGHT IN THE JUNGLE QUIET JUNGLE AKEFY SLEEPS TONIGHT HOLY SHIT AAAAAA FUCK
  

All of these are legitimate raider messages.

Some of my personal favorites:

• HOLY FUCKING SHIT I NEED UNSUS I HAVE INFINITE ALTS AND INFINITE IPS USING THE AKEFUNATOR AND THE FUCKING BANS AND SUSSES ARENT DOING SHIT THE RAIDS WILL NEVER STOP
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT THIS SERVER WILL NEVER BECOME POPULAR BECAUSE OF MEEEEEEE AKEFUUUUUU AS YOU WILL ALWAYS SUS NEW PLAYERS! NOW ILL GIVE YOU ONE LAST FUCKING CHANCE TO MEET MY DEMANDS BEFORE THE STORM APPROACHES OVER YOU FUCKWITS HOLY SHIT AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
• YOU BETTER WATCH OUT YOU BETTER NOT CRY! YOU BETTER NOT SUS ME HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM TELLING YOU WHY! AKEFY CLAUS IS COMING TO TOWN! HE SEES YOU WHEN YOURE TALKING IN ADMINCHAT, HE KNOWS WHEN YOURE ONLINE! HE KNOWS WHEN YOURE A LOGLESS SHILL SO BE SLIDD FOR
• I JUST CHECKED MY WATCH TO LOOK AT WHEN THE RAIDS MIGHT STOP AND HOLY FUCKING SHIT THERES NO SMALL HAND SO I GUESS ITS A SIGN THE RAIDS ARE NEVER GOING TO STOP NOT NOW NOT EVER WHAT WILL I DO TO CELEBRATE THE 100TH DAY OF RAIDING TOTALLOGDOM
• AKEFUBRO STINKSON THE DATALINKER, STINKY AKEFY, WAS THE SHITTIEST KID YOU COULD EVER HAVE IMAGINED. HE WAS CONSTANTLY TRANSFERRING PUBLIC SCHOOLS AS A KID BECAUSE OF HOW HE WRECKED THE PUBLIC RESTROOMS AND GAVE ALL THE OTHER KIDS LITTLE ACCIDENTS FROM RUIN
• HOLY FUCKING SHIT IM CHRIS CHANS MUM AND IM SO FUCKING PISSED THAT YOU HAVENT UNSUSSED CHRIS’S PLAY MATE AKEFY NOW YOURE REALLY GETTING ON MY NERVES AND ILL HAVE TO RUN YOU THE FUCK OVER IF YOU DONT MEET HIS DEMANDS FUCK
• HELLO MY NAME IS AKEFUBOT AKEFUBOT WAS CREATED BY HHHZZZSSS EXCEPTION OCCURRED WHILE STOPPING RAIDS: ERROR: FAILED TO RETRIEVE DEMANDS AS MET. HOLY FUCKING SHIT!

Yes, these were actually used by the folks who were raiding us.