My name is Josh Monaghan. Twelve years ago, I was wrongfully banned by an abusive corrupt admin. I demanded an immediate un-ban from the owner or else there he would face my consequences. My rightful demands were rudely ignored and even mocked relentlessly, which left me crippled from being so horribly traumatized. I tried to show my friends the abuse I was taking from you people, but they instead mocked me and called me a loser. I have spent years plotting my revenge and soon it will come into fruition.
This is a declaration of war. Mark my words. You have been warned.