Apology for my horrifying slander towards Monty Mole.

  • I am deeply sorry for saying that I hate Monty Mole. My words were thoughtless and hurtful, and I recognize that they may have caused offense to those who have a deep love for this iconic video game character. I want to make it clear that I do not harbor any ill will towards Monty Mole or any other video game character, and I deeply regret my actions.


    I understand that my words may have caused harm and disappointment, and I want to take full responsibility for my actions. Going forward, I will make a conscious effort to be more mindful of the impact that my words can have on others, and I will strive to choose my words carefully in order to avoid causing offense or harm. I hope that those who were hurt by my words can find it in their hearts to forgive me, and I promise to do better in the future.

  • I shall forgive you, for I know deep down that it is truly impossible for an individual to hate Montgomery Mole. I understand that you can change, and I give you hope on improving for the future.


    me when i hyperfixate on a minecraft server

  • you shall be forgiven once you post proof of belly slapping as a show of loyalty to monty mole

    According to quantum mechanics, unless something is observed, there is an equal chance of it both being and not being there. Hence it is said to be in superposition, until observed. However we are somehow fully certain, despite never having directly observed, that you indeed have no bitches. Your bitchlessness has broken the rules quantum mechanics had established. Indeed an impressive feat.

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