I'm going to hypnotize you!

    Today I'm going to hypnotize you.


    Here's how this will work, keep your eyes focused on this watch


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    You're getting very sleepy...

    very very sleepy...

    ...

    when I snap my fingers you'll join play.totalfreedom.me


    *snaps fingers*

    fuck you

    According to quantum mechanics, unless something is observed, there is an equal chance of it both being and not being there. Hence it is said to be in superposition, until observed. However we are somehow fully certain, despite never having directly observed, that you indeed have no bitches. Your bitchlessness has broken the rules quantum mechanics had established. Indeed an impressive feat.

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