pick a superpower, and someone will give you a weakness

↩ @'r00t' Through an act of God, you are suddenly killed by lightning immediately after you are given this superpower.

↩  DragonSlayer2189 you can only give them to other people

↩  ThePyroManActualAccount then I wish for you to shut up

i wish that i can get any superpower but without any drawbacks

i can erase god from the bible

↩ @'r00t' but they will be replaced with a random character from the office

↩ @'r00t' Your recklessness leaves everyone confused, pondering a very simple question: why would you do that?

↩  Noah Gabe the God

↩ @'r00t' Erasing God from the Bible means the Book of Genesis doesn't occur, thus the world and universe are not created. You and everything in the universe no longer exists.

↩  videogamesm12 because i can, of course
↩  Alco_Rs11 yeah umm… if the events of the book of genesis really didnt occur then i wouldnt have existed. however, if i never existed, i couldnt possibly have succeded in removing god from the bible, because i never got the time to. this means that the book of genesis will occur. however, that would mean i can now exist and remove god from the bible.

↩ @'r00t' You are immediately banned for cheating by every game that has a multiplayer mode.

↩  videogamesm12 fine i guess

i cannot be banned from any game.

↩ @'r00t' You are immediately banned by every server whenever you try to connect to one instead.

↩ @'r00t' you lose all cognitive functions through an act of god

↩  videogamesm12 ugh i hate loopholes
and i need sleep
so

i cannot be banned from anything, and you (everyone that exists/will exist on this forum) cannot in any way try to stop me from playing a game on a server of my choice.

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↩ @'r00t' i cannot be banned from anything, and you (everyone that exists/will exist on this forum) cannot in any way try to stop me from playing a game on a server of my choice.

Any time you try to use a computer, it automatically blows itself up when you do anything at all with it. The intensity of the explosion is dependent on the operating system on the computer, so anything with Linux explodes in a blast on par with a nuclear detonation.

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↩ @'r00t' i cannot be banned from anything, and you (everyone that exists/will exist on this forum) in any way try to stop me from playing a game on a server of my choice.

Since you said only people who exist on this forum can't stop you, someone who doesn't play on TF will have you banned from every server and game instead.

↩  Alco_Rs11 bruh
fine

i cannot in any way be prevented from playing a game on a server of my choice

(this is annoying)

↩ @'r00t' Every server or game will ban you as soon as you disconnect after you are done playing.