↩  uvb you have to vote lyicx or anything relating to lyicx in a positive way. no excuses

LetsCureCancer

can generate infinite quantites of cattle (cows and bulls)

↩  SuperRyn Every time you generate one, the condition of all of them deteriorates rapidly.

↩  videogamesm12 including all other existing cattle?

↩  SuperRyn Yes.

↩  videogamesm12 (evil noises)

the ability to turn all weaknesses into their polar opposites as strengths
(eg "never-ending horniness" turns into "cannot be seduced")

The ability to have enough time to do all my executive duties whenever I want

↩  DragonSlayer2189 your not an as executive

super intelligence

you can control the strength and smell of farts

↩ @'_97' You end up like Terry A. Davis.

↩  DragonSlayer2189 but you no longer have time to do anything else - including eating, sleeping, bodily functions, etc. and you die in a few days following the gaining of this power.

↩  xPkz_ you die instantly and cannot reverse it

↩  burger This is a very flawed view of the theory of omnipotence as it is similar to asking the smartest mathemetician to prove 1+1=3. Simply put, though you are right that an omnipotent being cannot do impossible tasks, it should be noted that an all-powerful being is still omnipotent and all-powerful. Omnipotent =/= ability to do everything, but to be all-powerful. Again, look at my mathemetician analogy to see this. Youtuber InspiringPhilosophy makes a video on this which you should watch if you would like to learn more.

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↩  xPkz_ you are constantly horny

so what does it do to me? i cant do anything

↩ @'i hate myself' exactly, you can never relieve yourself. constant pain

i am a terrible person

(does that count as a superpower)

↩ @'r00t' you can only ever speak about yourself