Brutally real story incoming, continue at your own risk.
I always take my phone to the toilet. Sometimes I also take my laptop with me, especially when I know that I’m going to release a massive dump, which can sometimes take up to a few hours. Having some entertainment is an awesome way to spend the time. There’s simply nothing better to life than being granted the ability to watch an animation of 2 human creatures playing with each other on a massive laptop's screen, instead of having to pinch your eyes - how cringe! As a plus, due to the display’s size it almost feels like real life, even though it is an anime. Your toilet sessions will never be the same again with this very simple, yet effective life hack only a few people know of.
I can only recommend Discord moderators to take your laptop with you to the toilet, as it simply lets you experience your movies on a very big screen, which makes them seem very real.
Just be careful that you do not spill yellow liquid onto your keyboard, or else someone can buy a new laptop.
I hope this helps!