Do Not The Cat

Do Not The Cat.
It is the worst thing you can do.
Wait, don't do the cat! come back!
Do you see what just happened to that person over there? They did the cat, and subsequently got [DATA EXPUNGED].
No, come back here, this area is on lockdown due to the cat.
It is a Kitter class hazard.
It is a little grey kitter!
Wait, there are two of them?
We're going to have an XK-Class End of the world scenario soon if they multiply!
Do not the cat.
Please, Do not the cat.
Oh god there's 3 of them... 4?!?
Kitty class updated to Acattyon
We're doomed!
Wait, what does this button do?
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
The human telling you to not the cat gets their femur broken
You proceed inside, to do the cat.
A loud crack is heard, and an immense pain is felt in the bottom portion of your legs
Your femur is broken.
You are then devoured whole by the... plane of infinite kittens?
You are now a kitten.
You hear a voice off in the distance
Its a kitten, meowing, you somehow know that they're saying "I told you to not the cat!"

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