Cat Discussion

dogs faster bigger more useful stronger and smarter than ctas

Rabbits are better. They make less noise.

I like cats because they're independent - they don't really need you and can hunt and shit for themselves. It's a personal preference too but I like the way they have their own personal space a lot more than dogs and require less time to be put into them - don't need to walk the cats or pick up their shit - they go to the toilet in a nearby field and bury it themselves.

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↩  NotPetya smarter than ctas

Have yo uever tried to hook cats to a harness and convince them to pull a sleigh while you stand or sit on it instead of helping?

Both are good dishes.

Cats are selfish assholes that see their owner as inferior.

Dogs actually respect their owner and protect them.

dogs are loyal friends
cats are chill roommates you can pet
some dogs shit everywhere, some cats are legit demons

Alright boys lets take this step by step

Dogs are the epitome of friendship; they are cuddly, they love you unconditionally and they are incapable of evil. You could literally hit and slap one, kick one, stab one, and it'd still wag its tail when it sees you. It loves you no matter what. Be a saddo on Minecraft? Dog loves you. Insults StevenNL2000? Still loves you. Says the N word on esotalk? Dog. Loves. You. Literally no matter what you do, your dog will love you and will give you lots of pets, fusses, any other synonym of the word and they'd enjoy it. However, cats are the opposite. Slap a cat? Slaps you right back. Insult StevenNL2000? It would probably agree with you. Say the N word on esotalk? It'd make a post saying "Regarding x on esotalk" like a little pussy.

Next, lets talk fur. Dogs have this elegant coating of fur no matter what breed whereas you can find fucking monstrosities such as this. Furthermore, take any dog, sausage, poodle etc and I can guarantee you that you will not find too many dogs that look identical. However, you can find this basic bitch no matter where, literally that exact cat because it's that common. You won't find that with dogs, every dog is unique.

As well as this, dogs are overall more clever and put their intelligence to good use instead of being little shits. Teach a dog how to sit and it will sit to please you. Teach a cat to sit and it will sit at the most inconvenient time. Cats are also sly and shifty, for example my cat has used his intelligence to sneak into the kitchen, where he isn't allowed. Why? Literally no reason, he does it to annoy us I swear to fucking god he runs in, and runs right back out just to get into our heads like a little fucking bastard. My dog never used to do that, he would stare and he would be under our feet but he did that out of love. Fuck you Yoda, I hate you, and Ollie, I miss you.

↩  Luke

big dogs are alright but ALL SMALL DOGS ARE WORSE THAN CATS

A cat literally sawed off the top of my head (yes, head) a few years ago. I think I’ll go with a dog instead.

↩  Luke Let's not forget that cats can actually give you a disease called toxoplasmosis which can potentially kill you. Dogs cannot give you this potentially deadly disease, which is another reason why they are inherently superior to cats.

↩  Alco_Rs11 I'm rather familiar with toxoplasmosis. It kills around 750 people per year, all of which seem to have an immunosuppressive condition or some sort, and 50% of the deaths are caused by people eating contaminated meat - which is the main way people are infected by the parasite.

It's actually estimated that there could be anywhere between 30-50% of the human population currently living with this parasite. Unless you have an underlying health condition, it can present no symptoms in most cases or very weak flu-like ones.

Like yeah, sure, the problem lies more with cats than with dogs, but you've been misleading in how you've presented it. You could realistically be dealing with that parasite as we speak as its main source of infection is from improperly prepared food (not cats) - but as I've said, it's relatively asymptomatic so most don't know they have it.

I could take a cheap jab at something back, but to be honest I've never really understood this debate. Both dogs and cats are lovely animals who deserve all of our love and affection. As someone who grew up around cats, I'm going to be more used to them. When I've been around other family members dogs, they're cute and loveable but I dislike the smell, and I personally dislike the way they can be a little overbearing at times.

Edit: you know what, here's my cheap dig.

Since we're talking about diseases which come from the animal (which usually isn't the animals fault anyway), let's talk about a much more well known case. 30 million people receive post bite rabies vaccines a year, infects (and kills, with a 100% fatality rate) 60,000 annually, and 99% of these cases in humans come from dog bites. While it's very much preventable, the post bite vaccinations cost $8.6 billion annually.

I'm not using that as an argument in favour of dogs, I'm just explaining why using the logic of a disease the animal can accidentally give you is poor and misguided. Console wars and OS wars are bad enough, let's not have petty pet wars.

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↩  Luke 69420

nice

I do like dogs slightly, but I love cats. I don’t like when dogs come randomly to me. Cats don’t do this.