yoyoyo whatup losers and losettes its yo boy Squiggily McTuffins here, here to put a smile on your miserable fucking face.
Some of you might be thankin, who the fuck am I? Truth be fuckin told, I don't know who I am, just like the rest of u depressed fucks.
Now give ya boy a warm welcome here, or ill cut yer nuts of ye fel meh?