i am a world record holder

hello people i am targetting ladies today because i want to flex on them how much world record i got i got 2 world record world record 1 most slow itenret is get slow internet i no connecto to server an lose mincraft wife 2 world recrd most emorved excutive i em opresed i removin an out very vast ok ladie i am sinkle very very sinkle i shov big big big titanc in dok dok mmmmm i hav lota world record pls secks me i beg i beg i got a gammie for mi album i poplar an hug and secksie mmmmmmmmmmmmm ok

come to think of it. im actually the world record holder for the fastest person to get an assistant position and the only ever super admin to ever get it too. i have 5 world record